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Amazon fires Colorado affiliates in protest | The Spot

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:02:44 -0700

Amazon fires Colorado affiliates in protest | The Spot

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:09:07 -0700

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)

Organize and Execute Your Collaborative Projects With Google Apps

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:18:13 -0700

Organize and Execute Your Collaborative Projects With Google Apps

Paper Rater Analyzes and Improves Your Writing [Writing]

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:24:47 -0700

Paper Rater Analyzes and Improves Your Writing [Writing]

The Daily Show and Colbert to Be Yanked From Hulu

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:41:52 -0700

The Daily Show and Colbert to Be Yanked From Hulu

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-28)

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:47:33 -0700

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-28)

Taco...

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 13:03:58 -0700

Taco baby

fuckyeahhappy:

nothingbuttime:

dorkvader:

thankgodforvend:

manicfire:

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Awwww :)

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

enough said. (via fuckyeahhappy)

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 09:01:52 -0700

enough said.

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I love Community, by far my fav show on Hulu… If...

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 17:03:55 -0700

I love Community, by far my fav show on Hulu…

If you’re not already a fan, I cordially invite you to crawl out of the rock you’ve hiding under.

Go watch it now!

this caught me off guard… curtmonroe: sownbones: HA!

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 13:01:59 -0700

this caught me off guard…

curtmonroe:

sownbones:

HA!

The first God I remember was a Santa Claus God, who you only turn to around Christmas time, who you...

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:01:51 -0700

The first God I remember was a Santa Claus God,
who you only turn to around
Christmas time, who you tried to butter up,
and you got mad at if you didn’t get what you wanted.

That didn’t make sense.

I knew if there was a God, he could see through us,
like we were made out of cellophane, like he could stare directly into our hearts,
the way we look into an aquarium,
like he’d know what was floating around in there,
like he were the one feeding it.

Then there were those people who used god to threaten you,
saying “you’d better be careful- God’s watching,”
like God was some badass hillbilly sitting on some cloud,
with some binoculars, a cotton candy beard and a shotgun.

Then there were those people who had God’s name on a bumper sticker,
like he was running for president.
And sometimes those people would cut you off on the freeway and give you the finger,
which is very different than lending a hand.

Then there were people on television,
dressed in weird clothes and scary make-up,
SWEARING that they had the secret to God,
like god was a keyhole their eye was pressed to it,
and if I gave him some money they’d let me look,
and I could see God just hangin’ around in his boxers,
and though I liked the idea of spying on God,
I began to wonder if the world would be a better place if the Romans had just put up
with Jesus and let him die of old age…

And then there were the football players,
kneeling down in front of everybody, thanking God,
like he was their best friend,
but then they’d jump up and spike the ball yelling, “I’m number ONE!!”,
and that confused me,
for if you’re number one,
then what number is God??

Then I saw politicians trotting God out on a leash,
like a racehorse they wanted to hop on and ride to the finish-line.
But if they lost, it would be GOD’s fault,
and God would be the donkey they’d pin their problems on,
and that was very nice of God,
to be both a racehorse
and a donkey.

And then there were those who said,
“You’d better be good on earth, if you wanna get into heaven,”
Like heaven was the United States, and the Earth was Mexico,
and angels were the Border Patrol.
Like when you die,
you sit in a parked car on the outskirts of Heaven, the engine idling,
your soul in the back-seat in one of those kennels used to carry small dogs on an airplane,
as you listen to the radio,
hearing the voices of all the people you ever wronged testify against you.

And then there’s the church which was like this cafeteria,
where they serve God to you on these very un-Godlike plates,
but I wanted my God PURE, not watered down by humans.
So I had one of those catastrophe gods- you know, the one you called in an emergency,
like God was the National Guard you call on to clean up the earthquake of your life.

So I got drunk one night,
drove home, passed out behind the wheel,
and woke up, going 60mph straight at a brick wall.
I slammed on the brakes, my heart banging like a wrecking-ball in my chest,
staring at death’s face,
close enough to see that we had the same cheek-bones.

Now I have a God who’s like a mechanic who can fix anything.
So, when I wanna chew somebody’s head off like a salt-water taffy,
or amputate my DNA, or open my wrists like windows that have been painted shut,
I just put my soul into a box, like a busted computer, and haul it in.
And He never asks to see my paperwork,
or says that my warrenty has expired.
And I walk out feeling better.

And I don’t care if He doesn’t exist.

- Jeffrey McDaniel

Awesome kicks by Sneaky Steve Have a hole in your pocket, get...

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:05:52 -0700

Awesome kicks by Sneaky Steve

Have a hole in your pocket, get them at brndnustore

song: Billie Holiday artist: Miike Snow Sad the show in Denver...

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:05:52 -0700

song: Billie Holiday

artist: Miike Snow

Sad the show in Denver is sold out…

Enjoy this awesome b-side…

side note: jasonzsongs, you’re my new favorite tumblog…keep it up!

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This is a B-Side to the Animal single. Even their B-sides are great.

02.18.2010

I want this on my wall asap… nevver: Frank Gonzales

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 09:04:53 -0700

I want this on my wall asap…

nevver:

Frank Gonzales

ear candy… song: I Can’t Go For That artist: The Bird And...

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:02:54 -0700

ear candy…

song: I Can’t Go For That

artist: The Bird And The Bee

jasonzsongs:

The Bird And The Bee - I Can’t Go For That

gloomy cityscape …album art? nevver: Gotham

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:01:56 -0700

gloomy cityscape …album art?

nevver:

Gotham

OBAMA SINGS REPLAY?!?! ( via YouTube )

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:00:50 -0700

OBAMA SINGS REPLAY?!?!

( via YouTube )

best dress code EVER via: phazerblast: Not a bad dress code

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:04:54 -0700

best dress code EVER

via: phazerblast:

Not a bad dress code

listen… song: cards and quarters artist: local natives (...

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:03:52 -0700

listen…

song: cards and quarters

artist: local natives

( via sexmusic: )

download: amazon |

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jaywelcome: Nathan Nepomuceno - Insomnia sorry it sounds like...

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:00:00 -0700

jaywelcome:

Nathan Nepomuceno - Insomnia

sorry it sounds like shit. i ripped it off myspace. hahaha