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Artist: Steve Lambert

Artist: Steve Lambert

Artist: Steve Lambert

Artist: Steve Lambert

Artist: Steve Lambert

Artist: Steve Lambert

Artist: Steve Lambert

Artist: Steve Lambert

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“Free Snooki” t-shirt
via @gawker

“Free Snooki” t-shirt

via @gawker

Insomnia + Mobile Phones

Nothing like being up at 3:35am and searching for a mobile Tumblr app that works on the Palm Pre. 

Using Tumbly to create this little diddy…hope this works better than Tumblbox.

#NerdAlert

Swedish Policeman Dances to the Knife on Duty…

via @vulture

UNFUCK THE GULF logo

NSFW, as there are a multitude of F-bombs dropped…don’t say I didn’t warn you!

Dubbed as one of the most explicit non-profits, UN F—K THE GULF serves as a hub of hatred towards the BP oil spill. 

And for those who want to appear eco-proactive/slightly dyspeptic, you can snag the shirt seen in the video for $13.

Some highlights from the vid…

“Profits before pelicans, that’s fucked!”

“BP, the fourth largest company in the world…but first place fuckers.”

“Spread the word, like herpes.”

via @Gawker and @AdFreak


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Glad that I’m not betrothed to a habit of nicotine. 
I think this is an accurate depiction of what that marriage entails.
via fuckoffsuburbanliving

Glad that I’m not betrothed to a habit of nicotine. 

I think this is an accurate depiction of what that marriage entails.

via fuckoffsuburbanliving

one forty plus: The Woman

This is so dead on. JM is still my hero.

via OneFortyPlus:

Sometimes I get the itch to go out for a drink thinking I might miss meeting the woman of my dreams, but then I realize the woman of my dreams isn’t at a bar at 12:36 on a Wednesday morning. No, the woman of my dreams is asleep in bed with her lame boyfriend she’s only now beginning to see is…